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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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