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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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