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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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