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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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