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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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