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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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