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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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