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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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