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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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