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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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