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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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