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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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