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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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