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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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