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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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