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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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