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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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