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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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