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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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