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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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