Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.