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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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