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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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