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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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