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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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