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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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