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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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