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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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