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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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