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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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