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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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