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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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