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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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