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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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