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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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