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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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