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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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