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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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