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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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