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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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