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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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