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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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