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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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