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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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