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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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