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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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