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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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