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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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