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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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