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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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